i lied

swelling, pain levels, and going-into-shock-ness got so bad that i went to urgent care to rule outĀ hemorrhageĀ or pelvic fracture. turns out i just have a pocket of like 1.5 cups of blood in my ass! per doctor, “WOW, that’s a really big hematoma.” swollen so bad on one side that it’s truly kardashian-esque, like someone taped half a grapefruit to my butt. this SUCKS.