1. Most of the audience either has a Ph.D. or is about to get one.
2. It is extremely hard to get a doctorate without finishing college.
3. Colleges rarely accept students without high school diplomas.
4. Before graduating from high school it is necessary to pass the third grade.
5. Passing the third grade requires being able to read.
6. Therefore, almost all of your audience knows how to read.
7. That makes it completely unnecessary – not to say outrageously annoying – to read your f*cking slides out loud. Slides should complement, not duplicate, your verbal presentation.
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Or, really, just any presentation ever. We know how to read. Now tell us something awesome. Make your slides legit....
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That was kind of my point. As the person being taught, it’s frustrating. As the person speaking, it makes sense. Very...
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Not everyone is built for public-speaking, though. Many academics are in it for the research part, and might spend...
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Public speaking 101. Slides are meant to give the broad topics on which you expand and enlighten…not give the entire...
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-_________________- You know, they don’t actually ever teach you how to make a good presentation. Most of my classes (in...
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I have to say that...seems pretty snarky and ableist...what...
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not just academic conferences, folks you have to give slideshow presentations in school too learn this shit early on let...
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Indeed — the only thing worse than text-heavy slides is the reading of those slides. I don’t think most folks are...
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Two thoughts: 1) “Wait, people still read out slides at academic conferences? WHY” 2) TENTACLES
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Oh that’s good to keep in mind. I mean, the whole list is too haha.
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I agree that that’s totally ableist (and that’s a good point, degrees do not wave a magic wand and get rid of any LD)....
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Dear god, yes. This is probably my #1 conference pet-peeve. Followed very closely by people who just read an entire...
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I used to get really angry when people did this. Like, “Ha what an idiot. They’re just reading off their slides.”And you...
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