prince is doing several nights of shows less than an hour from my house and i’m not going to be at any of them because i don’t want to sell a kidney to afford the tickets.
- C: what are these dvds? mr. show? what's that?
- me: ugh, you know nothing, jon snow.
- C: it looks like it might be funny. is it funny?
- me: * incomprehensible gurgle*
how big are christina hendricks’ breasts? like, size and stuff. i am trying to compare them to mine and can’t figure out if hers are bigger or if she’s just relatively skinnier or dresses in things that, like, display them better. do i just need a better bustier/corset wardrobe?