Our war on terror, interpreted by the...
Homer: There’s not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol is sure doing its job.
Lisa: That’s specious reasoning, Dad.
Homer: Thank you, sweetie.
Lisa: Dad, what if I were to tell you that this rock keeps away tigers?
Homer: Uh-huh, and how does it work?
Lisa: It doesn’t work. It’s just a stupid rock.
Homer: I see.
Lisa: But you don’t see any tigers around, do you?
Homer: [Pause.] Lisa, I’d like to buy your rock.
Lisa: *Sigh.* [Money changes hands.]
Sep 11th