alright tumblr here is the deal i will make you

i am going to sit on my couch and watch the full episodes of comedy bang bang and bunk that are online. while watching, i am going to eat way too many tortilla chips and drink an ice cold diet hansen’s ginger ale. nobody will email me or call me or otherwise bother me in any way during this time. certainly i will have no interactions of any kind with the department chair.

in return, i will refrain from burning down the entire city around me.

deal?

PSA

ocean-bright-wine:

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"Oh blah blah, empathy this, other people that. Blah blah, don’t be selfish. Let people “do their own thing.” You know what? If you’re following this long-term advice of mine, you’re probably getting stepped on. You’re probably getting paid less than other people in your field, or getting the short end of the stick in some other way. Or there’s a cat pooping inside your house right now. While your loser boyfriend is standing there just watching it. Go on, be a beast! Who’s going to think about you except for you? Instead of thinking about other people, why not roll up into work or the unemployment line or the Internet in general today and stab whoever’s trying to ruin you until they bleed to death? Someone has to do it. Why not make it you? You’ll feel much better. This gets easier the more you do it. Grab onto yourself with both hands and hug yourself until you feel like a gleaming Angel of Death and then go out and execute! (Not literally. Going to jail is also really terrible.) But you know, “virtually” execute. Everyone’s friend is everyone’s fool. Who’s going to think about you, if your job and your cat and your boyfriend won’t?"

— choire in today’s awl newsletter. words to live by.

Walmart often faces strong local opposition when trying to build a new store. Opponents often claim that Walmart lowers nearby housing prices. In this study we use over one million housing transactions located near 159 Walmarts that opened between 2000 and 2006 to test if the opening of a Walmart does indeed lower housing prices. Using a difference-in-differences specification, our estimates suggest that a new Walmart store actually increases housing prices by between 2 and 3 percent for houses located within 0.5 miles of the store and by 1 to 2 percent for houses located between 0.5 and 1 mile.

Hey, how bad do you want to feel right now? Do you want to feel bone-crushingly bad? Like all the way through? Well then you’re in luck! Here are the stories of a bunch of adorable New York City kids and how they are treated by the NYPD.

marshmallowmegamama:

Two more youth centered organizations within the network of youth organizations that are fundraising to get youth to the Allied Media Conference in Detroit is 5e Gallery and Heru. These organizations work to:

Our collective purpose is to use media to confront the various issues facing youth in our Detroit community. “the BUSinESS Program”(™) focuses on fostering the next generation of artists through mentorship and leadership training, media skills training, and entrepreneurial development. 5e Gallery and the HERU draw upon our diverse networks of highly skilled local artists to teach media-making skills including– audio recording and record production, online and print self-publishing, digital distribution, social media, video production and streaming, graffiti mural art, poetry, screen-printing, b-boying, photography and DJing.

In the above picture, you see the work in action—two youth are editing videos they created. 
These young media makers are fundraising to get to the Allied Media Conference because they are integral innovators in the Detroit media landscape. The AMC will allow them the opportunity to network with other community driven social justice media makers AND influence the national and international understanding of Detroit.
PLEASE SUPPORT HOWEVER YOU CAN!

marshmallowmegamama:

Two more youth centered organizations within the network of youth organizations that are fundraising to get youth to the Allied Media Conference in Detroit is 5e Gallery and Heru. These organizations work to:

Our collective purpose is to use media to confront the various issues facing youth in our Detroit community. “the BUSinESS Program”(™) focuses on fostering the next generation of artists through mentorship and leadership training, media skills training, and entrepreneurial development. 5e Gallery and the HERU draw upon our diverse networks of highly skilled local artists to teach media-making skills including– audio recording and record production, online and print self-publishing, digital distribution, social media, video production and streaming, graffiti mural art, poetry, screen-printing, b-boying, photography and DJing.

In the above picture, you see the work in action—two youth are editing videos they created.

These young media makers are fundraising to get to the Allied Media Conference because they are integral innovators in the Detroit media landscape. The AMC will allow them the opportunity to network with other community driven social justice media makers AND influence the national and international understanding of Detroit.

PLEASE SUPPORT HOWEVER YOU CAN!

John Nelson of IDV Solutions put 56 years worth of tornadoes on a map. John plotted each tornado’s path and used brightness for its F-scale (level of intensity). He also added secondary charts for deaths and injuries and frequency by F-scale. (via Flowing Data)

John Nelson of IDV Solutions put 56 years worth of tornadoes on a map. John plotted each tornado’s path and used brightness for its F-scale (level of intensity). He also added secondary charts for deaths and injuries and frequency by F-scale. (via Flowing Data)

dudes at this coffee shop

  • dudes writing screenplays (~5)
  • dude with literally 15 g-chat windows open
  • dude playing endless flash games
  • dude watching youtube videos of hockey highlights
  • dude researching board of education election results

what do you do with a cast iron skillet?

i have temporary custody of a cast iron skillet - i am learning to make perfect cornbread, which involves this skillet and some rendered bacon fat, ye gods - and would like to make good use of it. i feel like there’s a number of things you’re supposed to cook only in a cast iron skillet, but i cannot think of any of them. help, please!

LeVar Burton, host of the non-profit network’s hugely successful “Reading Rainbow,” was pulled over in Van Nuys yesterday for not yielding to a pedestrian in a crosswalk. An irritating start to the day — admittedly, for both Burton and the pedestrian — but then, as Burton was driving to the side of the street, TMZ reports that he stopped short, causing the cop car to rear end him. Yet none of that, surprisingly, is what’s heartwarming about this story. Because as evidenced in the photo above, when Burton got out of his car to inspect the damage to his vehicle, he was wearing a “Reading Rainbow” shirt. (via LAist)

LeVar Burton, host of the non-profit network’s hugely successful “Reading Rainbow,” was pulled over in Van Nuys yesterday for not yielding to a pedestrian in a crosswalk. An irritating start to the day — admittedly, for both Burton and the pedestrian — but then, as Burton was driving to the side of the street, TMZ reports that he stopped short, causing the cop car to rear end him. Yet none of that, surprisingly, is what’s heartwarming about this story. Because as evidenced in the photo above, when Burton got out of his car to inspect the damage to his vehicle, he was wearing a “Reading Rainbow” shirt. (via LAist)

Here are some other likely effects on land use and commuting patterns:

  • Greater density around suburban subway stations. Right now, suburban subway stations tend to be surrounded by a sea of parking lots in order to accomodate riders who live too far from the station to walk to it. And that’s unfortunate because massive parking lots deter developers from building high-density housing within walking distance of the station. Self-driving cars solve this problem by making taxi rental cheaper than car ownership. In a world of ubiquitous self-driving taxis, there’s no reason to provide any parking spaces on the valuable real estate near a subway stop. So subway ridership is likely to go up even as more land is opened up within walking distance of suburban subway stations for apartments and businesses.
  • Virtually no parking spaces. Matt’s right about this, but I think he’s understating the phenomenon. It’s likely that once all cars are self-driving, we’ll barely need any off-street parking spaces at all. During peak periods, virtually all cars will be on the roads driving people around. During off-peak periods, cars will still be on the roads, they’ll just pull over to the side of the road and stop. As Brad Templeton points out in the middle of the night cars could double- or triple-park on 6- or 8-lane boulevards, park in front of driveways, and so forth. This won’t be a problem because they’ll be able to instantly get out of the way if they’re blocking the path of another car. So the only people who need off-street parking will be rich people who insist on spending extra for a private car rather than going the more affordable taxi route.
  • Higher road density. One of the benefits of self-driving cars will be that people can take exactly the right vehicle for each trip. Once likely consequence is that small, light vehicles will become viable for use in urban areas. And given that most cars at rush hour have a single commuter in them, that will create a market for half-width, single-occupant cars. These cars, combined with the superior driving skills of computers, will make it possible for two cars to drive side-by-side in a single lane.

    Also, the superior reaction times of self-driving cars, and their ability to warn each wirelessly about impending stops, means that self-driving cars will be able to safely maintain smaller following distances than human drivers can. Both of these effects will increase the throughput of each traffic lane, reducing congestion and making driving more attractive relative to mass transit.

  • More nimble “buses.” Current bus systems are designed to economize on one of their most expensive components: the human driver. Contemporary buses are enormous and run infrequently. At off-peak times, they’re almost empty. Buses that drive themselves will be dramatically cheaper to operate, which means that we’ll be able to afford many more of them. Instead of a full-size bus stopping every 15 minutes, it’ll be feasible to have a van stop every 3 minutes. And because each mini-bus will pick up fewer passengers, travel time will be lower.

The Departments of Defense and Veterans Affairs have repeatedly promised to do a better job of handling the medical evaluations of wounded and disabled service members. Instead, they are doing worse.

The processing of disability cases is getting slower, not faster. Efforts to ensure a “seamless transition” out of the military are falling short. Men and women are languishing without treatment, struggling to readjust to civilian lives as they cope with post-traumatic stress disorder, brain injuries, drug addiction and other service-related afflictions. The system that should be producing reliable results is mired in delays and dissatisfaction.

A new report by the Government Accountability Office lays out the problem. In 2007, the two departments began combining their separate, complicated and cumbersome processes for disability evaluations into one system. The system is now in place worldwide, and officials from both departments promised the Senate Veterans’ Affairs Committee a year ago that it had become “more transparent, consistent and expeditious.”

But the accountability office found otherwise. It said processing times for disability cases had actually gone up — to an average of 394 days for active-duty troops and 420 days for National Guard members and reservists in 2011, well over the departments’ goals of 295 and 305 days. In fiscal year 2010, 32 percent of active-duty troops and 37 percent of Guard and Reserve troops completed evaluations and received benefits within established timelines. Last year, those figures fell to a dismal 19 percent and 18 percent.

The illegal trade in kidneys has risen to such a level that an estimated 10,000 black market operations involving purchased human organs now take place annually, or more than one an hour, World Health Organisation experts have revealed. Evidence collected by a worldwide network of doctors shows that traffickers are defying laws intended to curtail their activities and are cashing in on rising international demand for replacement kidneys driven by the increase in diabetes and other diseases. Patients, many of whom will go to China, India or Pakistan for surgery, can pay up to $200,000 (nearly £128,000) for a kidney to gangs who harvest organs from vulnerable, desperate people, sometimes for as little as $5,000.

Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Off And On 

IT’S SUMMER WHICH MEANS IT IS TIME FOR DISCO SUMMER LET’S GO

(Source: youtube.com)

lacma:

California Lobster two-piece swimsuit, swim trunks, and man’s shirt, Mary Ann DeWeese, 1949, Catalina Sportswear (Los Angeles, 1907–93), collection of Esther Ginsberg/Golyester Antiques, photo © 2011 Museum Associates/LACMA

best. swimsuit. ever.

lacma:

California Lobster two-piece swimsuit, swim trunks, and man’s shirt, Mary Ann DeWeese, 1949, Catalina Sportswear (Los Angeles, 1907–93), collection of Esther Ginsberg/Golyester Antiques, photo © 2011 Museum Associates/LACMA

best. swimsuit. ever.

(via tumblangeles)